tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-271437732011-04-21T21:03:48.114-07:00Vikihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12783318197131910439noreply@blogger.comBlogger31100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27143773.post-1154040357319131542006-07-27T15:45:00.000-07:002006-07-27T15:45:57.320-07:00<div align="justify">A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I can't let him get away. So they got married immediately.<br /><br />The next day she noticed her new husband walking sideways like all the other crabs, and got upset. "What happened?" she asked. "You used to walk straight before we were married."<br /><br />"Oh, honey," he replied, "I can't drink that much every day."</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27143773-115404035731913154?l=bajolalfombra.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vikihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12783318197131910439noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27143773.post-1154040020146759382006-07-27T15:38:00.000-07:002006-07-27T15:40:20.146-07:00<a href="http://crazyfuns.ru/uploads/30.06.06/1.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://crazyfuns.ru/uploads/30.06.06/1.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://crazyfuns.ru/uploads/30.06.06/2.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://crazyfuns.ru/uploads/30.06.06/2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://crazyfuns.ru/uploads/30.06.06/3.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://crazyfuns.ru/uploads/30.06.06/3.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://crazyfuns.ru/uploads/30.06.06/5.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://crazyfuns.ru/uploads/30.06.06/5.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://crazyfuns.ru/uploads/30.06.06/6.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://crazyfuns.ru/uploads/30.06.06/6.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://crazyfuns.ru/uploads/30.06.06/7.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://crazyfuns.ru/uploads/30.06.06/7.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><p></p><p>See more funny pictures on <a href="http://crazyfuns.ru/"><strong>http://crazyfuns.ru/</strong></a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27143773-115404002014675938?l=bajolalfombra.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vikihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12783318197131910439noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27143773.post-1146166278446537772006-04-27T12:30:00.000-07:002006-07-27T15:36:28.326-07:00<div align="justify">My wife and I went to a "Dude Ranch" while in Texas.<br /><br />The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddle, and she asked what the difference was.<br /><br />He told her one had a horn and one didn't.<br /><br />She replied, "The one without the horn is fine. I don't expect we'll run into too much traffic."</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27143773-114616627844653777?l=bajolalfombra.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vikihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12783318197131910439noreply@blogger.com0